After my bud walked in on my gf giving me a half-hearted blowjob,

She had always told you she hated blowjobs.

Would you believe me if I told you this was actually the third

So many guys don't believe me when they're told they're real

Would you believe me if i told you my girldick has never been

tinder guy didnt believe me when I told him im gonna ride his

If you told me a month ago that my new favorite hobby would be

If I told you I was 18, would you believe me?

would you believe it if i told u i was packin?

Your girlfriend’s an awfully good liar because whatever she

Would you believe it if i told you this girlcock has never been

Your bud didn't believe you when you told him you could do a