Who’s trying to give me a creampie tonight

Could I convince you to give me a creampie on the first date?

Can I convince someone to give me a creampie?

Can I convince any older guy to give me a creampie?

Honestly...can I convince someone to give me a creampie?

Can I convince any older guy to give me a creampie?

Can I convince you to give me a creampie on the first date?

Can I convince any older guy to give me a creampie?

Can I convince someone to give me a creampie?

Give me a creampie or pull out?

Can I convince you to give me a creampie on the first date?

Can I convince you to give me a creampie on the first date? 💦