To keep a straight face while apologising...

it’s hard to keep it in the underwear

It is hard to keep a boner now

It’s hard to keep my loads contained 😅

It's hard to keep my eyes open with my vibrator working HARD

It’s hard to keep a secret with this backlighting 😉

It’s hard to keep it hidden

It’s hard to keep it hidden

It's hard to keep quiet fucking this big toy in the backseat...

It’s hard to keep this hidden

it’s hard to keep this huge cock in my pants

It’s hard to keep a good man down who constantly has a hard