A new guy moved in nextdoor & he was such an ass. I knew he was

Would you be upset to come home and see me sitting on the counter

Sitting on the counter

Something about sitting on a counter makes me want to spread

Sitting on the counter right now.. unless you have something

Sitting on the counter.. unless your lap is available.. 😜🍑

If you dont want me sitting on the counter.. then where do you

Sitting on your counter unless you got another spot for me 😏🍑

Ugh I wish I was sitting on bbc instead of my sink counter Kik

[19] This is how I'm sitting on your counter unless you have

I wonder what my dad would do if he came home from work early

My dad would kick my ass if he found out I was sitting on the