Imagine that this is how you start your Sunday.

If only my classmates knew

If only my classmates knew

If only my classmates knew

If only my classmates knew

If only my classmates knew

If only my classmates knew

If only my classmates knew

If only my classmates knew

Only if my college classmates knew how big and perky my natural

behind the uber driver, thong pulled to the side, if only he

We knew in that moment...