Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I'm looking for a volunteer who will give me his face to sit

I need a place to sit, does your face work?

Can I sit on your face

I am feeling so tired, can I take a sit on your face?

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

Can I sit on your face?

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

Would you like me to sit on your face?

May I sit your face ?

Do I have permission to sit on your face?

I would love to sit on an older man's face tonight