Him: [brags about how big he is] Me: "I can literally take a

What I bring to the table

Wyd if I slap my dick on your table? 😏

Here's my ass, bring your dick

“So what do you bring to the table?” Me:

“So what do you bring to the table?” Me:

“So what do you bring to the table?” Me:

“So what do you bring to the table?” Me:

“So what do you bring to the table?” Me:

U r here just to serve me so bring that oil and give me a boob

Woke up rock hard 😈

Fuck me doggy on the table?