Looking for a partner in crime

imagine saying “this is my ex we broke up bc i cheated on her”

30 seconds after finding out my goon bud & his GF broke up

My ex broke my trust, could you be trusted?

Broke up with my ex because he refused to eat my ass.

I think Im sexier than your ex

I think Im sexier than your ex

My ex broke up with me because he said I wasn't hot enough, was

I refused to get implants and my ex broke up with me. His loss

After I broke up with my ex🤥 I really want to be naughty with

Finding my wife's sex tapes with her ex 2 months ago changed

My ex broke up with me because i'm not cute 🥲 Is he correct?