This is my "I'm getting dick tonight" dance 🍆💃🏻

Date Night Dress Booty (She's getting laid tonight)

This is my "I'm getting dick tonight" dance 🍆💃🏻

This is my "I'm getting dick tonight" dance 🍆💃🏻

This is my "I'm getting dick tonight" dance 🍆💃🏻

This is my "I'm getting dick tonight" dance

That feeling when you know you’re getting laid tonight

The “I’m getting laid tonight” dance

The dance my wife is getting when she walks through the door

My reaction to hearing I’m getting laid tonight

ParTying in the clouds this evening. Ladies/couples getting spun

Wonder what my chances of getting laid tonight are…