When you divorced your wife, she got the house and her new boyfriend

When I saw my friend had sounding toys, I said, "No kink shame,

Sad because my friend said im not worth jerking off to

She said she could handle two and asked me to bring a friend.

She said she could handle two and asked me to bring a friend.

She said she could handle two and asked me to bring a friend.

She said she could handle two and asked me to bring a friend.

She said she could handle two and asked me to bring a friend.

#2 Hubby's best friend found me fully naked in my living room

Mom asked me why those stains on the chair, I said I spilled

She was having a good laugh watching her friend try to handle

She was having a good laugh watching her friend try to handle