Me and my coworker buddy got drunk last night and I can’t remember

Wanna warm your dick up inside of me?

Please zaddy, make it go faster until I choke and vomit

I need fucking against this window

Is there anything better than pussy ;P [BTBF]

Gagged 99% of the day cuz I never have anything important to

If you could change one thing about my body what would it be

Would you change anything about me?

Friendly advice: Don't talk anything bad about your janitors.

I've had this request on my list of things to do for a while,

You'd give mommy anything she wants, ryt?

Sir wouldn't allow me to drink anything except his piss all day