Would you offer me a drink if you’d meet me at the pub

Need a good toilet slut to drink up my fountain like a good boy

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

If you walked in on your best friend’s mom, I hope you’d

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Who wants to play with a horny nerd!? ! I offer [sext], [cam],[vid],

Can I offer you some boobies with that drink sir?

What will you say if I invite you to drink coffee and lick my

I came to offer you this dessert