Massive load from my drunk straight roommate

Want to know what I'm thinking about? ;)

wish i had a roommate to do this for me

Imagine being my roommate for a week

I wish someone could be my roommate

Im not the best roommate but I try my best

I wish someone could be my roommate

Do you think I can be your roommate

Ready for you to do as you want

Imagine being my roommate for a week

Didn’t you wish a roommate like me

If I'm your new roommate, what would you do to me?