I hope your face, I mean this seat isn't taken

Let me use your face as a seat 😈

May I have a seat on your face?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)

Is this seat (your face) taken? ;)

I need a seat; is your face available?

I’m looking for a seat. Is your face taken?