This is what mommy means when she says she needs a minute.. 🤭💦

Whenever my girlfriend says she's having friends over, I know

This is what your sister means when she says she can take your

My mom says I'm a bad planner but I think she means I'm a *naughty*

Whenever my girlfriend says she's having friends over, I know

what's coming into your mind when i look up to u like this? (:

My stepfather says our game of rape is better than his football

My mom says I'm a bad planner but I think she means I'm a *naughty*

My mom says I'm a bad planner but I think she means I'm a *naughty*

Home alone means no need to be shy

She thought she was ready, but she had no idea what was coming!

When the hot girl at the club says she wants to fuck you in the