Your face looks like the perfect chair

BledThe elderly woman was sitting in her chair, her eyes closed

This chair is comfy and all, but id prefer sitting on your lap

chair turns im undressed oops!

oops

Oops, it wasn't meant to hit a chair

She thought she was just going to a party, but when she arrived,

Oops, the chair did not survive… ⚡️

Oops, I knocked out bro!

Oops… I think I got my chair wet

Why don't you eat me out in the gaming chair;)

Would you volunteer to be my chair? 😈