Someone on Reddit told me I should lose 60lbs, I think I should

Hey,quick question....can I sit on your face?

I can sit on your face

Can I sit on your face?

Can I sit on your face?

My pretty ass need a face to sit

Super tired today, can I sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on...

May I sit on your face?

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

Let me sit in your face

You asked me to sit on your face so here I am