It's not cheating if, it's part of your job description

It’s not even my birthday 🎂

it's so small it's like it's not even there!

It's not even my birthday 🤯

It's not even a big bottle and it's still a tight fit

It’s not even a little cold

It's not even hard

It's not even a question

It’s not even my birthday 🍑

It’s not even gay if Nicki Minaj tells you to suck dick! So

It’s not even that big! I’m sure you can swallow it all!

It's not gay to celebrate New Years with your own little countdown