My ex left me because he thought that I got too fat… Hope I'm

We wanted to prank him, but I think it backfired... 😅

Here’s how it works. I meet a guy on an app, then we phone

I thought you looked a little hungry

At first I thought it was a prank... but it really works!

At first I thought it was a prank... but it really works!

You thought mommy is gonna let you to get off your addiction

She thought it was just another day in the park, until she saw

Ohhhh, you meant the elevator 🤦🏾‍♂️😭… sorry

She thought she'd seen it all, but then she stumbled upon Deep

She thought she knew what pleasure was, until she experienced

When you see me at the gym I hope you go home and jerk off to