Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

I could really use a cocktail, without the tail

let me take a ride on your dick

Can I be the first thing on your to do list today?

Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

Can I be the first thing on your to do list today?

Can I be the first thing on your to do list today?

Am I on your Christmas wish list?

Am I on your Christmas wish list?

can I be on your naughty list

Can I be the first thing on your to do list today?

Proving centaurs are real