Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

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am i on your to-do list today?

I'm down for whatever you are down for

Where do I fall on your to-do list?

Where do I fall on your to-do list?

Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

I accept volunteers to fuck my tiny body

Can I be the first thing on your to do list today?

Put me on your 'to do' list,would you?

Put me on your 'to do' list,would you?

Smash or pā̀ss?