At the jerk session, "keeping it straight" loses its meaning

Which two of you gooners volunteer to participate in this completely

Its only gay if I lick the balls right goon bro? So we're good,

Why does your "straight" goon session with your bud always ends

Me and my phat ass bud every goon session…

Every “straight” session ends up like this with me calling

You dress like a bimbo goon bud…you get treated like one!

Be a good cum rag and give daddy a place to cum at the end of

Two minutes after my goon bud & I agreed to keep it "straight"

5 mins After promising to keep our goon session straight.

Typical "Keeping it Straight" Goon session

My bud and I can never have a straight gooning session. It always