And the award goes to

Yesterday, a Muslim politician was kidnapped by Hindutva terrorists

Blumat fail, when you return home from work after spending the

She partially ruins him and he sprays on the camera

She ruins him and turns him into a cum-fountain

The room was filled with a mix of people, some of them strangers,

The blonde step-sister had been eyeing her brother's friend for

The redheaded step-sister had been eyeing her brother for weeks.

And The Award Goes to Violet Myers

The truth is, you’re much to small to really please a woman

bet the front had you smiling and the back drooling to eat

The closest thing to sex you deserve is worshipping my ass.