Is my flat chest good enough for you?

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me? 😉

I'm flat as a board but would you still nail me?

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me?

Flat as a board, but would you still nail me? 😉

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Would you still nail me, even though I'm flat as a board?

Is flat better than fake?