Can’t think of a god damn title, it shouldn’t be this hard.

I made a huge mistake in drinking too much last night, and said

Bending things in directions they shouldn't be

My straight goon bud said I shouldn’t make a mess of my floor…

My husband said I shouldn’t wear tops like this, so I took

My friends said I shouldn’t hide it, is this good?

My dad said I shouldn’t go down to the rougher parts of town.

My ex said that I shouldn't make him cum so fast

Oops, you shouldn't have said that

My brother's girlfriend shouldn't have said anything

My bud said I shouldn't wear shorts around him, so I pranked

“Oh my god you shouldn’t be contacting me, you’re so bad…”