original post: https://redd.it/gpzgbe
Someone called me a two bit stripper yesterday... i prefer to think of myself as 2500 schrutebuck milf sir.
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I don't commonly think of myself as adorable, but the stars mysteriously
BB at the gym is so much fun. I bet you didn't know how versatile
I like to think of myself as a sexual multitasker haha
Someone called me Butterface, so do you prefer my butt or face
I like to think of myself as a skilled freak๐
My podiatrist tells me I have flat feet. I prefer to think of
I just want you to think of me
I want you to think of these as your new hobby ๐
needy? Nah, I prefer to think of myself as a 'high-demand personality'
Think of it as your invitation
Is it feasible to think of you as my Reddit crush?