AITA for squirting on the floor while roommate is having a date

Can I be your roommate even tho I hate wearing panties?

If I was your roommate would you fuck me whenever I ask

Would yo fuck me everyday if I was your roommate? 18yo

I think i will need a new roommate soon

I would be the best roommate

Do you think I can be your roommate

My roommate doesnt like me walking around naked.

Im the naked roommate

What would you do if you were my roommate?

Do you like my ass daddy ?

[reddit] I never expected my roommate to tie me up and milk me