Anybody wanna take the plug out and replace it with something

I'm a dirty talker who knows how to turn you on.

What would you do if you saw me during your workout?

Easy access for you to slide in

You know you'd never go hungry with me

What I usually do when I'm alone

Who else is horny at work?

Don't think i'll put on a top tonight?

Your clothes would look nice on my bedroom floor

Quick dip on my ass, please

Think I can persuade you for a shower quickie?

My nipples are very unique