here to help you with your morning wood ;)

I'm straight and everything but whenever my roommate wakes up

Would you help me with morning wood?

Morning wood? Let me help with that [BTBF]

Just woke up, can I help you with your morning wood?

Early Morning Wood 👅

posting early for the guys with morning WOOD

Can I help you with that morning wood sir?

teasing you early in the morning to help your morning wood ;)

teasing you early in the morning to help your morning wood ;)

Can I help you with that morning wood sir?

teasing you early in the morning to help your morning wood ;)