My ex was so bad in bed I hope you can do better daddy

Would rather someone clean me up instead of the shower

I'm sitting on my bed but I'd rather be sitting on you!

Can't sleep, I'd rather sext instead

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

I'd rather sit you on instead (;

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

Can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give myself instead