“Oh so this is the guy that always beats you up? Oh wow, that’s

It's not gay because you can't see my balls...oh wait

This cute wolf pup can’t wait to squirt for you on [cam] I’m

Don’t ever skip the gym. Otherwise you will miss girls like

I could do this everyday… oh wait I do

Oh master, does it turn you on seeing your kitty caught in a

What an innocent looking panda…. Oh wait!!!

I was absolutely horrified when I walked into my house seeing

Would you suck my dick under the mistletoe? Oh wait its eastern

Never have I ever licked cum off my tits... oh wait, actually

Oh look, it’s a visual representation of what you see on tiktok

If you could see what I'm seeing 😍 .. oh wait 😉