I'd rather have the real thing, help me out next time?

Can you help with this? It's getting real heavy

You think you could help me out? I need the real thing

You think you could help me out? I need the real thing

You think you could help me out? I need the real thing

You think you could help me out? I need the real thing

You think you could help me out? I need the real thing

You think you could help me out? I need the real thing

You think you could help me out? I need the real thing

You think you could help me out? I need the real thing

I wanna feel a real one inside me. Would you help me?

This is what a real homework looks like, hope you can help me.