Your wife said no when you asked to join her on one of her hikes.

🥵Right before I close the kitchen the new redbone waitress

My husband doesn't know i blow my boss everyday

Hubby always ask why I'm on reddit, if only he knew I find guys

🥵After the gym this morning stop by corner store in China

I asked him to come over while my boyfriend was golfing so I

BF asked how the work trip was going

I told a cheating whore to shut her mouth, she asked when would

Asked the gardener if he could fertilize me ;)

My husband asked me to take his brother some soup, he wasn’t

Asked my date if we could clean up in the shower, it led to more

I only had time for a quickie … his friend didnt care and let