This shouldn’t get me on Santa’s naughty list

I’m on the naughty list this year

Did I make it on your Christmas list?

Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

Let’s add a thick ass soccer mom to your to-do-list😏( Link

Can I be the first thing on your "to do" list today?

Just trying to tempt you, let me know if it’s working.

You can use me while I nap, just make sure to tuck me back in

finally scratched it off my kinky bucket list 🥺💦

a rub to make up your day

Can I be the first thing on your to do list today?