Help me take this off

Who wants to help with my morning wood?

Who’s letting me borrow their tits this morning?

Hard to beat the feeling of working out your morning wood, want

It's much too cold to be sleeping naked but I just can't help

Woke up with a birch tree in my pants, wanna help me get rid

It can’t help but just stand straight up in the morning, I

Could use some help with this thing 😜

Help Daddy find a hole to stretch this morning 🫣

Who can help me out?

How I say good morning to my man 😁

Any volunteers willing to help me get showered off after working