Have a seat

can I use your face as a seat?

Can I have a seat?

Mind if I took a seat on your face?

I'm not good at post titles, but I hope you didn't see my nipples

hope you enjoy a front row seat view ;)

I will seat in your face but don't let any of my juices go to

Your face is now my seat

Your face is now my seat

Your face is now my seat

Is this seat taken?

I hope the seat on your face isn’t taken :)