Is there any ass eater that would dare to eat mine in the wild

Point me to the best ass eater

Point me to the best ass eater

Somebody point me to the best ass eater?

I need a good ass eater, any volunteers?

Wish I could just hire you as my personal ass eater

Where are my ass eater at ?

Where are my ass eater at ?

can you point me in the direction of the best ass eater

Where are my ass eater at ?

Where are my ass eater at ?

Where are my ass eater at ?