skip breakfast, eat my ass

Would you eat my ass for breakfast?

My ass is the best breakfast

My thick ass is what you get for breakfast

Aside from this ass, what could be a better breakfast?

Start the day with the best breakfast my ass

My ass is the best way to start your day

My ass needs its breakfast

Want some ass for breakfast? [F]

my ass swallows tentacles for breakfast

my ass swallows tentacles for breakfast

Lick my ass and I’ll make you breakfast