Spend all your money, buy machines, toys, tools, anything to

You need to stop what you're doing and just goon to the thought

See? I told you porn queens are the only ones that could take

15 minutes into my ‘straight’ goon session

I'm not sure why this is how my buds end up when I pull it out

Goon to my oiled up holes

My straight goon bud loves railing my girly ass on weekends

looks like a fun goon session, sissies, bums & balls bumping

Me and my bud agreed to have a completely straight goon session…

You told each other that you were going to keep it straight during

My buds always invite me to their “straight goon session”

Me and bro 5 mins into the “straight” goon session after