POV: you’re my roommate and I make sure to “accidentally”

What would you do if I greet you at the door like this?

My college friends call me a slut. Because I like to jerk off

Hope no one opens the door

Imagine being my next door neighboor

Feeling peachy

This is how i'd greet you at the door.

you open the wrong door, I'm in my bed playing with myself

This is how i'd greet you at the door

This is how i'd greet you at the door.

He loves when I greet him at the door

This is how i'd greet you at the door