I should have been at my work Xmas party …. Instead I’m worshipping

Anyone else masturbating away their day instead off studying?

If you were my roommate would you fuck me whenever I asked?

Wish this was your cock instead

Let’s skip class so you can fill me up instead

I asked for sunscreen... Peter gave me a massive load instead

Like if you’d knock me up. I wanna fuck a random redditor

I asked a random hiker if I could hike him instead

I asked a random hiker if I could hike him instead

I asked a random hiker if I could hike him instead

sked a random hiker if I could hike him instead

I asked a random hiker if I could hike him instead