May I use your face as a seat?

May I borrow your face?

May I have a seat on your face sir?

May I have a seat on your face sir?

May i borrow your face for a bit? ;)

May I borrow your face please

Excuse me, sir... May I borrow your face for a minute? 😜

May I use your face as a chair?

Your face was made to be my seat 🍑

Your face looks like a comfy seat

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Excuse me I need a seat, may I borrow your face