HR asked me to handle employee retention...Done and Done! 😇

I used to feel bad about plugging myself at work, but fuck it

The walkway behind my office is free for public use...incidentally,

So about that raise you asked for...😉 (mid-thirties Exec)

Mid thirties, but I think the tits still look great

Just trying to keep office morale 'up' 😉 (mid-thirties Exec)

You asked for a raise...hoping this will do 😉 (mid-thirties

When you ask me about the company's benefits...😉 (mid-thirties

What do you say we do your performance review a bit differently

Snuck away from entertaining clients...to entertain you instead

Yes, I'm hiring...now tell me about your oral presentation skills

On your first day at work, we'll go over ground rules...and my