You bent your own mother over and stretched her out, breeding

My husband is still at work, but I am always horny in the evening,

A position that helps her milk out the baby batter

Could you work with that baby?

Let me do the work baby!

A bunch of redditors said I should definitely play with myself

A bunch of redditors said I should definitely play with myself

My ex said big girls aren't worth breeding, I guess I'll need

Hi baby, I thought i'd bring your lunch to work today.

He said if I want a baby I gotta do the work

When I took the job as a lifeguard at this fancy club, they said

Skip work baby. Come play!