I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

This is exactly how I will sit on your face..

On my way to sit on your face!

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

I need a face to sit on...

Your view before I sit on your face

I need somewhere to park this, can I sit on your face?

Is your face taken? looks good to sit on it

Let me sit on your face

Can I sit on your lap?

am i too chubby to sit in your lap?