I need a seat, can I use your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Your face is about to become my seat

Can I use your face as a seat? ;)

Do you mind if I have a seat?

Your face looks like the perfect seat

Is your face a comfy seat?

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat, daddy?

Need a seat, can I use your face?

I’ll gladly take a seat on your face

wondering if you'd let me take a seat on your face