This is how i'd get you to bail on social gatherings;)

i’ll be nude all the time if you let me (f)

Am i apart of your fantasy x (f)

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

I'm not your average milf. I'm a badass who knows what she wants

My secret talent is giving boners

i bet the taste of my nipples would surprise you :p

I can tell by the way you looking my breast, you want to touch

I'm down for whatever you are down for

Do you want to have fun with my boobs?

I'm down for whatever you are down for

I'm a little shy but these tits sure are not