anyone got a free face I can sit on?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Would you let me sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on...

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Can I sit on your face babe?

Excuse me do you have a face I could sit on real quick :)

On my way to sit on your face!

Would u let me sit on ur face babe

When I sit on your face, am I allowed to SQUIRT all over it?

I'm plugged and looking for a face to sit on

Wanna sit on your face for a few hours…