Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

looking for the perfect lap to sit on

When I sit on your lap and feel something hard forcing its way

Lemme sit on your lap:)18F

Daddy can I sit on your face or lap

Come sit on my lap ;)

can i bounce while i sit on your lap?

Can I sit on your lap?

Can I sit on your lap while we watch Netflix?

May i sit on your lap? [ba]

Come sit on mommy's lap 🤤

Mind if I sit on your lap?