Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a face to sit on

I really need a face to sit on

Any volunteer to sit me on your face?

You allow me to sit on your face daddy?

Can I sit in your face instead?

would you let me sit on your face ? 😇

Let me sit on your face

Perfectly round, just needs a face to sit on

Should I sit on your face or cock first? 😈

Eat this until I say you can stop...or I will sit on your face

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face